A day in the life of an atheist

There’s a common misconception that atheists are mean, and evil people.  That we have no morals, and that we’re all a bunch of dicks, just waiting to ambush people out of their faith.  No!  I’m going to clear that up with a snapshot from my life, this is an average day for me.

I set my alarm clock for roughly 7:06 am (that would be 6:66 am if the clock went that high, mind you) so I can get my day started.  I make sure to load a new kitten into the alarm clock each night before bed.  Don’t worry!  It only administers a mild electric shock at the desired time.  I’m a heavy sleeper, I kinda need wailing cats in order to wake me.  So I grab my trusty hammer and silence my alarm clock, before shambling off to my kitchen (greeting the various syphilitic whores I keep chained up along the way) to fix breakfast.  I personally love a large bowl of baby-o’s smothered in orphan tears, but sometimes I just settle for fried aborted fetuses with a nice side of jehova’s witness intestines.  I like to have a nice stretch while watching the “Today” show, then I go off and shower in virgin blood.  I find that it’s a great moisturizer. Read more

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What I love about America

Listen up cunts!  If there’s one thing I fucking love about American over everything else, it’s our fucking freedom of god damned speech.  Any fucking moron (myself included) can say any bullshit they feel like at any fucking time.  I can sit my chubby ass here on this fucking seat and rant and fucking rave about horse shit all god damned day, and you know what?  I have the fucking right to do so based on the motherfucking constitution that was written up by a bunch of fucking smart old fucks over 200 years ago.  If there’s anyone that fucking deserves a good blowjob, it’s our fucking founding fathers.  Someone needs to invent a way to send some seriously hot fucking prostitutes into the past so those men get what they fucking deserve!  I’ll shell out a few bucks so the founding fucking fathers can actually bust a nut WHILE signing the declaration of independence.  That would make for some interesting fucking signatures and questionable stains huh?  Someone get up on that shit, fucking terminator style.  Naked future bitches for everyone!

Enough fucking talk about cock sucking whores.  In all seriousness, freedom of speech is what this country is all about.  I mean, what would complete idiots like Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and Laura Schlessinger do without it?  It’s hard to be a complete hypocrite, publicly lie and slander people you don’t like, and drop the N-word countless times, without the wonderful freedom of speech.  What kills me is that people who SWEAR by the constitution are often ones that are willing to completely throw it away.  People who are ADAMANT about freedom of speech!  Well, except when it’s someone who they don’t agree with (I love how that article says a ‘small and unpopular sliver’ of 2% of the country is atheist.  FYI, 15% currently identify as godless) trying to express their rights.  Freedom of religion!  Provided your religion is christianity.

I’ll seriously get off in a random fucking rant if I continue down that path, so let’s keep it rather concise.  Freedom of Speech:  AWESOME.  I don’t agree with A LOT of things that people say, that doesn’t mean they don’t have the right to do so.  As soon as I post this on the internet, some dick bag could pick it up, and make me out to be some huge douche.  Do I care?  No, but I have the right to do so.  If I want to say things to make myself look like an ass, I’ll do so.  Yes, in this country you have the right to say whatever you want, whenever you want, to whoever you want.  However, always be prepared that you’ll inevitably piss off, or offend someone.  Remember:

With great power comes great responsibility!

Shit like this makes me weep for the human race

Propaganda, pure and simple.

My own Atheism

So it’s rare that I talk about my own atheism.  No one ever talks to me about religion in real life (well, aside from the occasional off handed comment about god this or god that), and forums aren’t exactly the best place to spill your guts about how you got to where you’re at.  I hope you enjoy my path to atheism.

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Yes I know, I’m a slacker

My mind has been blank on things to rant about lately.  However, enjoy this AMAZING video:

This sums it right up nicely

This…is inexcusable!

A video has made it’s way onto the internet of an engagement in Afghanistan in 2007.  Two Reuter’s reporters were killed, as were a handful of civilians, and two children were injured.  Just collateral damage though, right?  WRONG.  In the video which you’ll find below, you can clearly see what the soldiers see, and you can hear what they hear.  They see a gathering of middle eastern people, and take a good long look at what they’re carrying.  They don’t see the camera bags, and satchels.  They see AK-47s and RPGs.  Only one person I saw in the video had what may have been a gun.  No one in this group even pointed at the helicopter.  They were all standing around, relaxed, just talking.  One of the reporters was on his cell phone when the helicopter crew was given the go ahead to fire.  Much of the group was gunned down then, and extra shots were fired to make sure.  The second reporter which narrowly escaped the initial volley was running for cover when he was gunned down too.  However, he was still alive, just badly wounded.  He was still trying to crawl to cover while you could hair the gunner taunting him “Go ahead, reach for that gun”.  Then a Van shows up.  Three guys jump out to try and help the wounded man.  As they are doing this, you can clearly see the faces of two children in the front of the van.  They throw the wounded man in the van, and as they start to drive off, they are fired upon.  Once the van comes to a dead stop, they fire upon it again.  Keep in mind while all this is going on, the soldiers are making snide remarks and laughing about what they are doing.  THEN, the foot soldiers come in to survey the area and take photos.  One of the tanks runs over a body, and the guys in the helicopter just think that’s sooooo funny.  The foot soliders find the two wounded children, and rush them off to a vehicle in order to get them to a local hospital.  Here’s the video, I will warn you, it’s graphic.  Watching this made me VERY angry….

It’s not often you’ll hear me say this, but I am ASHAMED to be affiliated with this army after watching that video.  They sound like bratty teenagers with ZERO conscience, gunning down pixels in an xbox game.  The sad thing is, I do NOT believe this to be an isolated incident.  There is ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING EXCUSE for something like this!!!!  They took absolutely no time to actually assess the situation.  They didn’t pay attention to what was going on, and they seemingly only wanted to gun some poor bastards down due to boredom.  This was murder by the US Military, plain and simple.  People still wonder why the world hates us?

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

I’m drinking, this is awesome

Had to share, because I laughed like crazy when I saw this comic.  I’m also indulging with my friend Samuel Adams right now.

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