We're awash in a sea of political correctness…Fuck That!

Listen up cunts!  If there’s one thing I fucking love about American over everything else, it’s our fucking freedom of god damned speech.  Any fucking moron (myself included) can say any bullshit they feel like at any fucking time.  I can sit my chubby ass here on this fucking seat and rant and fucking rave about horse shit all god damned day, and you know what?  I have the fucking right to do so based on the motherfucking constitution that was written up by a bunch of fucking smart old fucks over 200 years ago.  If there’s anyone that fucking deserves a good blowjob, it’s our fucking founding fathers.  Someone needs to invent a way to send some seriously hot fucking prostitutes into the past so those men get what they fucking deserve!  I’ll shell out a few bucks so the founding fucking fathers can actually bust a nut WHILE signing the declaration of independence.  That would make for some interesting fucking signatures and questionable stains huh?  Someone get up on that shit, fucking terminator style.  Naked future bitches for everyone!

Enough fucking talk about cock sucking whores.  In all seriousness, freedom of speech is what this country is all about.  I mean, what would complete idiots like Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and Laura Schlessinger do without it?  It’s hard to be a complete hypocrite, publicly lie and slander people you don’t like, and drop the N-word countless times, without the wonderful freedom of speech.  What kills me is that people who SWEAR by the constitution are often ones that are willing to completely throw it away.  People who are ADAMANT about freedom of speech!  Well, except when it’s someone who they don’t agree with (I love how that article says a ‘small and unpopular sliver’ of 2% of the country is atheist.  FYI, 15% currently identify as godless) trying to express their rights.  Freedom of religion!  Provided your religion is christianity.

I’ll seriously get off in a random fucking rant if I continue down that path, so let’s keep it rather concise.  Freedom of Speech:  AWESOME.  I don’t agree with A LOT of things that people say, that doesn’t mean they don’t have the right to do so.  As soon as I post this on the internet, some dick bag could pick it up, and make me out to be some huge douche.  Do I care?  No, but I have the right to do so.  If I want to say things to make myself look like an ass, I’ll do so.  Yes, in this country you have the right to say whatever you want, whenever you want, to whoever you want.  However, always be prepared that you’ll inevitably piss off, or offend someone.  Remember:

With great power comes great responsibility!